Oval Office

<George> Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
<Condi> Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
<George> Great. Lay it on me.
<Condi> Hu is the new leader of China.
<George> That's what I want to know.
<Condi> That's what I'm telling you.
<George> That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
<Condi> Yes.
<George> I mean the fellow's name.
<Condi> Hu.
<George> The guy in China.
<Condi> Hu.
<George> The new leader of China.
<Condi> Hu.
<George> The Chinaman!
<Condi> Hu is leading China.
<George> Now whaddya' asking me for?
<Condi> I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
<George> Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
<Condi> That's the man's name.
<George> That's who's name?
<Condi> Yes.
<George> Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
<Condi> Yes, sir.
<George> Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
<Condi> That's correct.
<George> Then who is in China?
<Condi> Yes, sir.
<George> Yassir is in China?
<Condi> No, sir.
<George> Then who is?
<Condi> Yes, sir.
<George> Yassir?
<Condi> No, sir.
<George> Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
<Condi> Kofi?
<George> No, thanks.
<Condi> You want Kofi?
<George> No.
<Condi> You don't want Kofi.
<George> No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
<Condi> Yes, sir.
<George> Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
<Condi> Kofi?
<George> Milk! Will you please make the call?
<Condi> And call who?
<George> Who is the guy at the U.N?
<Condi> Hu is the guy in China.
<George> Will you stay out of China?!
<Condi> Yes, sir.
<George> And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
<Condi> Kofi.
<George> All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
<Condi> Rice, here.
<George> Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you Get Chinese food in the Middle East?