Instant Messenging, the new eldorado according to Gartner Group

...until the following kind of spam becomes more common on IM than on SMTP. This is a verbatim.

anonymized: hi... anyone there?? 
*** glazou is away for the moment: "not in front of my computer"
anonymized: ok well llook me up when you get back if you feel like it.

*** glazou is back
glazou: hmmm???? you were looking for me?
anonymized: hold on a minuute. be right back 
anonymized: ok im back. sorra bout that. still there? 
glazou: yep
glazou: who are you?
anonymized: all my personal info iis on my web page, the link is in my profile.   
anonymized: a/s/l (age sex locationn)? 
anonymized: im 27//USA. was lookin at your profile. thought you might like to chat.  
anonymized: so what have you bern up to glazou? 
glazou: I see your profile and your web page now....
anonymized: cool. i was just hangin out watczing tv. i was getting kinda horny  (*blushes) 
anonymized: feel like a little cyber fun with me ?  pleaase please... 
glazou: cyber fun?
anonymized: i think ill just take that as a yes... being as that im starting to get real horny here.. lol ok? 
anonymized: alright  how bout i get down on my knees in front of you and help you ou of your pants? 
anonymized: tell me what you waht me to do with you while i slip out of my panties     
glazou: bwahahahaha
anonymized: maybe you shouldnt ask so manyy questions 
anonymized: oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slide my hand down between my legs annd part my moist lips 
glazou: ROFL
anonymized: oh glazou, it feels so good. Im holding your pulsing cockk in my hand, my shiny red fingernails dig gently into your balls, while my full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat 
glazou: at this point, I wonder if you are an automated answering bot :-)
anonymized: open my website so you can look at me while im sucking you. use  the link in my profile! 
anonymized:  :-)
anonymized: what do you thonk of my pics? 
anonymized: shit the phone. dont sttop stroking it. hold on...   
anonymized: sorry, I have to take this call, probly take bout  five minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I have my cam on there cyberfungirls dot com look for me on there 

IM was invented by AOL, right?