Countries
By glazou on Monday 31 July 2006, 15:05 - General - Permalink
If I close my mind and summarize what I saw during the last fifteen days, I would say:
- Netherlands : a quite small and quite full country where people love so much caravanning and promiscuity they spend their summer vacation between dutch people in campings all over southern Europe...
- Norway : the sunny place where young norwegians spend their summer break is determined looking at the price of the trip and the local price of beer ; the cheaper the better, nothing else really matters. Bulgaria is on top of list these days, beer is cheap there.
- Denmark : despite of the yearly governmental calls reminding everyone that sun is dangerous, spending 10 hours on the beach without sun cream is the way of doing
- Russia : already drunk at 8am, yum yum
- Spain: I love my customized Seat car with 120 watts stereo
- Germany : why the hell don't those spaniards speak a fluent german eh ?
- Austria : yes, yes, we know, germans suck, but we're not german
- France : a synonym for "arrogant assholes"
- Great Britain : male version "hell, I wanted to beat the russians on that but they were drunk before me this morning" ; female version "wow, I was so drunk yesterday night, who are those three guys in my bed ?"
- Belgium : yes, yes, we know, french and dutch suck, but we're belgian
- Switzerland : how can you live in a country where chocolate is instantly melting ?
- Poland : pedestrian crossings ? What's a pedestrian crossing ??? oh and russians suck
- Sweden : why do you talk to me ? I don't know you.
- United States of America : you really mean these spanish people don't speak spanish on a daily basis ?
- Canada : yes, yes, we know, americans suck, but thank god we're canadian, see the canadian flag on my backpack, my t-shirt and tattooed on my breast ?
- Japan : I don't understand... We're in front of the sea and there is no fish ?
- China : but if I go to the beach, I'll be suntanned !!!
- Portugal : pfff... this place is lame, Portugal rocks
- Ukraine : I bet a bottle of vodka I can beat the russian and the brit on the 8am deadline...
Comments
Tu es français, non?
Aren't you French or something ?
"I love my customized Seat car with 120 watts stereo"
Je pense que tu as oublié un zéro, voir deux !
Curieux la remarque sur les polonais... J'ai un pote qui était parti 3 jours en pologne, il a traversé un passage piéton au rouge avec 2 potes (france-style), manque de bol, y'avait des flics pas loin... Ils les ont suivi, puis finalement arrêtés, pour leur aboyer dessus pendant 15 minutes qu'ils allaient les emmener au poste... Dixit la polonaise qui les accompagnait et qui a réussi à calmer le jeu, tolérance 0 powered :/
Ils sont revenus en france moitié traumatisés :D
"you really mean these spanish people don't speak spanish on a daily basis ?"
euh j'ai pas compris, ce ne serait pas plutôt:
"you really mean these spanish people don't speak english on a daily basis ?"
You forgot the Australians:
Perhaps if I get drunk enough, I can earn enough money to get home in six or eight months.
Italians "We are the champion, viva Italia, viva Italia, Fuck Zidane" (true story, unfortunately)